Blessing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Vampire Hunter INA 3]

Reviewing you as a flash...

It was decent size, and that's a definate plus. Your art work is very nice, but the animation seemed a tad lazy. The majority (I'd say about 75%) of this flash was motion tweened with a few frame by frame things here and there to seem like you had more than motion tweening to offer. Like I said, you draw great, but your animation isn't. Likewise, your sound. That was probably the worst setback of this flash was the sound. The songs were so-so, some worked very well, others didn't feel like they fit quite as well. The voices though... Were their microphones lodged in their throats? That one girl buzzed so much that it actually became funny to me to imagine someone who sounded like that. Work on that. Oh and, just my opinion but, profanity tends to lose it's meaning when it's overused. To hear a nun tell someone to fuck off drops jaws, but to hear a "potty mouth" string together 6 swear words in one sentence just becomes boring. Your hero girl didn't seem to have wit, just a love of cussing. =/

[Sky Diving]

HAHAHAHAHAH

I was just thinking "whoa, this guy found a new-ish way to do a stick fight, i really like this!" when all of the sudden i was hit with that gay sudden ending. Bad spot to end it man, but please make more like this.

[VeggieClock Collection 2]

Good Job

I was afraid that all clocks were making good flashes nowadays which would kill the anti-clock cause, but thanks to flashes like this it proves that clocks DO suck, mwahahahahahaahahahah!!!

RadishClock responds:

Tell your sis I said "hey"

[Rockman Neo]

Well...

Being no. 2 on the top 50 I expected more. Don't get me wrong, I think that the animation in this would be among the top 5 best animated flashes in newgrounds history, but the problem here isn't that. The problem is that, while this would be an awesome intro, this isn't really a story or anything. This plays out like a preview or an intro. When it ended it left me confused, I expected the part that had a plot to start. Like I said, the animation is nearly flawless, but you need a plot too if you expect to get all 10s across the board. Not bad though.

[P2 - Penguinator 2]

So... this is a preview?

This is like some sucky intro thing. This really doesn't stand alone as a flash. Exercise a little patience and put something decent on newgrounds next time.

[White Ninja]

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

[crazy carl: craptastic]

What the hell?....

That was either really cool or really dumb but I can't tell which. For some reason though I'm drawn to give a good vote.

stealmyinternet responds:

it was dumb but your giving it a good vote becuz like the res tof the world you're sick and take pleasure from wanton violence of helpless creatures. that and i put a shitload of subliminal message in it.

[VampireHunter Ina 2]

Actually, i enjoyed it all except...

The animation COULD have been done better. I'm not saying that this took anything away from the flash, it was great, i say this only in response to your author's comments. It would be possible to do more animation and keep the filesize down, i've seen it done and i've done it myself (though i have no flashes currently to support that). If worse comes to worse you could always reduce the screen size, that would drop the filesize somewhat. As well as reducing fps, though it appears you were running at a low fps anyway. You don't really need it that much though, even without xiao xiao animation this is still a bitchin flash and i hope that you understand that i'm more of a fan of this flash than a critic. Keep up the good work!

[The Marble]

I... Didn't understand...

Well, at least you can rest easier knowing that this work has etched a permanent place in my strangest of nightmares...

[Madness Redeemer]

Well... Um...

I can tell work went into this. As much of a sympathy bid as that is, I can't bring myself to give this the score that others seem to think it's earned. I didn't listen to the music, I simply gave you a five for that to be fair. The animation was good but the style is a bit... Lazy. With the floating hands and no faces and such, much like a clock movie, this is mostly motion tweening. With your awkward, hunch backed people a standing roundhouse kick is virtually impossible which makes fight scenes in this flash pretty sad almost to the point of being comical. The shootouts were better suited for your unique style but they still weren't all that great with the weird lemmings looking guys. Also, you either
A) Had many innocent good guys being slaughtered or
B) Tried to make the sheriff (a person trained to serve and protect people) and what I can only assume is Jesus (an all around really good guy) into the bad guys of this flash
I'm sorry dude, but I really don't think your flash is all that great. Better luck next time.

Krinkels responds:

of course the fight scenes are comical, didn't you hear the music? it was lighthearted funtime! ah well, you are right, this movie does lack that certain ZING to it that I would have liked to see, Im going to try for a more cinematic shooter with the same charicters and a body count over a hundred. I will have you loving my work, mark my words! ;)