Blessing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How To Appeal To Newgroun]

You're completely wrong. Tutorials on Newgrounds are usually pretty stupid. The REAL steps to making successful flashes are:

1. Make it about whatever video game is popular at the time. The more overrated the game is the more loved your flash will be. Especially if the overrated piece of garbage in question contains an exploitable joke that isn't funny the first time you hear it. I'm thinking something about... Say... An arrow and a knee...

2. Say it's your first flash. People will save the worst crap ever if you tell them it's your first flash. Don't believe me? I made a flash called Deth Fiting solely to prove this point. It survived.

3. Make a madness flash. Since even the original madness was just a bunch of basic shapes being tweened, ANYONE can make a madness flash of the exact same quality. The bonus to making a madness flash is that you don't need voices, plot, or (oddly enough) even entertaining fight scenes. Just have one guy tween like he's having a standing-up orgasm while he shoots the other tweenies and you're good to go.

KhawnerL responds:

god job on being the exact kind of person i was making fun of idiot

[Mass Effect: Relations]

So... Reproduction and Birthing are different things huh? That's questionable.

SardonicSamurai responds:

It was a joke, and the Asari tap into the CNS of species to get genetic code...

[LF2-Julian War 2 Ch.1 P.2]

I didn't realize what LF stood for until they started talking. Unfortunately, the title screen and the icon set me up to expect something a little more... Not spritish. Oh well. It was still alright overall, but it would benefit from voices.

[Bridge Fight]

TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT I DO!

A bit too much tweening for my tastes (gives the characters some stiff and unrealistic movements) but it was pretty good otherwise. Keep up the good work!

bocodamondo responds:

seriously? ... there was like only 3 scenes with tweens and you guys going nuts????
thers alot of populare artist who got they entire flash with only tweents but no one complains about them

unfair...

[Dora the adventurator]

Really weird... But the animation was fun to watch. Well done.

[TF2: Hats]

I was hoping I could understand this flash without playing TF2. I was wrong.

[Bomb Scare]

Well... The art was solid, but I'd suggest having someone else write next time...

[Billy Broccoli- Ep1]

The "narrator says something and the character repeats it" joke is a solid one that usually works anywhere I see it, however you used it... and used it... and beat it to death in this flash. It should be a one time thing, otherwise you water it down way too much. Aside from that this was an alright flash. The art was decent and the animation was solid. The voices were a little grating but worked for something comical. Just remember that repeating the same joke over and over and over again isn't very effective on people above the age of 8.

[Vegeta In Every DBZ Movie]

It was okay. I think I would have enjoyed it more if your author's comments weren't so loaded with self-pity. You kind of put me in an "expect it to suck" mood so everything seemed... Y'know... Sucky. The tweening of him backflipping across the ground, the lines, definitely the voices, there were several things you could have improved upon. My biggest advice would be to try to enjoy what you do more. You don't have to brag about it if you don't want to (though honestly, from a psychological/marketing standpoint that would be best), but don't tell people to hate it in advance. If you honestly believe it sucks then one is forced to wonder why you'd show it off. Either you think the rest of us love sucky things or you just want people to tell you you're wrong and that you're actually wonderful (which, let's face it, is pathetic whether it's a flash, a dress, your weight, or anything, if you think it's bad don't expect others to disagree :P ).

All things considered, it's not a bad flash. Keep it up. You'll get better. Before you know it you'll have flashes that YOU don't think are bad.