Blessing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Access Granted - Part 1]

If only this wasn't sticks.

This was very entertaining to watch. I look forward to the next one. My advice is to either use an audio program to normalize the volume of your lines, or edit the volume of the music and stuff so that it's a little quieter because it was a bit difficult to hear what was being said. Obviously, I think this would be better if it wasn't sticks too, but if that's your style that's your style and you run with it. Again, good stuff, needs louder lines but otherwise awesome. Hope to see episode 2 soon.

[The Office Theme for Luis]

I see...

I don't really like the office but I put that aside for now. This is just a video of you playing a song. This is something for youtube and not Newgrounds. I was willing to ignore that fact and give you a passing score out of pity, but you end it with a retarded "fuck you" (that seems like you're either honestly retarded, speak english terribly, or you're extremely embarrassed and ashamed because you realize this is the stupidest possible thing you could do and yet you do it anyway). This honestly makes me hate you as a human being. So, in honor of your flash, "Fuh Koooooooooooooooooo" too. You get a 0.

Reyals responds:

Yes, I'm mentally challenged. And I would have gotten away with it to if it weren't for you meddling kids!

[Metal Gay Solid]

I think I know why.

I'm sure that you and your friends were very hurt and disappointed that Mr. Utah did not select your piece. "He... Ungh... He doesn't know what real humor is!" You probably told your friend as he pounded your rectum with his man-meat. "Oh... Yeah, you're the first person to... TAKE ALL OF ME!!... You're the first person to make a gay joke about Raiden, maybe he's just afraid of how... I'M IN-FRIGGIN-SIDE YOU!!!... How original and fresh your humor is." Your friend probably replied, releasing his seed deep in your innards.

The fact that you would make this alone speaks volumes, but that you would submit it by itself when it was just a failed piece of a collab really shows that you have a lot of gay, I mean guts. I don't think that your character was really developed enough for us, the viewing audience to know much. As a result it was hard to feel truly attached. We learned that you love the game and think that it can't get any better when there's a naked man being displayed, but aside from that you're a closed book. Another factor that may work against you is the audio. In the part where you become so aroused by the man-to-man sex that your nervous system gets confused and ejaculates from your mouth instead of your genitals, your noises of unrivaled ecstasy are a bit distorted and fuzzy, as if you were maybe too close to the mic.

You're not a bad artist though, so don't commit suicide or anything.

[we are the ONE]

Why?

Why make a preview 5 days before the release of a flash? And why not put "preview" or "trailer" or "not the full movie, this is a short announcement that it's coming" in the title? This has decent art (though I'm pretty sure it's just a 3d program) and nice enough audio but it's just a waste of time, put more effort into finishing the flash faster, then you don't need a trailer at all.

[Zelda: UO Epis:6]

Not bad.

PROS: Nice artwork, decent animation, interesting plot, great music, half of the voices.

CONS: Malon's voice, Diggs and Kogora(?) both have the "any situation is a joke to me" attitude that generally becomes irritating with more than one character, the delivery of some of Diggs' lines was rather corny, plot seemed to move along a little slow, this episode was low on action, Tingle was in this, half of the voices.

And though this didn't affect my choice of score, the way you pronounced Malon like "Mall-on" was a little weird to me. Everyone I know calls her "Mal-on" like "Mal Gore" or "Malabama". Just a personal preference I suppose, but interesting to note. I look forward to the next one.

[Blue Red Ninjas 2]

Nice!

It loads and then gives me a notice screen about it being stolen. After reading it 3 times and looking for the button to proceed, then right clicking and realizing i couldn't click a play, I gave up on this horrible creation. Dick move to make the filesize so big for a one screen piece of shit. Die in a fire.

Show-R-Studios responds:

all i feel is pitty for you, you cant even mkae one good flash movie...tleast this movie got a green good rating, i feel sorry that a person whos been on NG so long is a complete asshole. Sorry that you make fun of others because you cant get anywhere
-show

[The Madness Code 2]

Good News and Bad News

The good news is it's just as good as the countless sequels by Krinkels himself. The bad news is that this series jumped the shark after the first or second flash. It was cool at first but it's been done to death and it's never anything new. Poorly drawn motion tweened puppet guys fighting with decently drawn weapons. High body count, low effort. Dialog? Plot? Who needs these things. "Hero wants to kill Villain. Kills several people in different rooms with different guns but the same basic appearance. Subtract any realism, originality, character development, or plot twists. Add fight with clown and/or bearded man. Die. Repeat in sequel."

DP responds:

There was no motion tweening in this, but i think that if you think it is as good as the madness sequels than give it their scores.