Blessing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Fable II Experience]

Wha?

I don't understand. What exactly happened IN the game? You said some stuff while attacking a non-responsive merchant and your friend gave him a ring that caused you to be engaged to him, and then you shot him? I'm missing the funny part, please enlighten me.

Your art is very nice though, kudos on that.

WhiteLightning responds:

Basically, I ended up slapping this npc character for some reason I can't remember, and a little happy face appeared above his head, which never happens. So I renamed the character Slappy. Unfortunately, your friends have the irritating ability to go through your inventory, and so my friend Jon gave him a ring, engaging me to him...so I had to shoot him or he would follow me around forever. It was a sad moment.

[[KK] XXX phineas&ferb XXX]

OOOOOOOOOp

I want to do things to you now. Pleasurable things.

Charcoal125 responds:

you mean like sticking your dildo like head into my succulent vagina. And I don't mean you, ferb, because you are a pathetic piece of fuck and your head is too thin, that would be making it way too easy for me, I want fin e as to be my personal vaginal insertion device, but not at an angle so that the corner of his head goes in first, but the flat top of his head, making his eyes slither into me at first, and the entire cranium onto my queefer, and soon into it.with his extremely disfigured triangle like head very quickly shooting into my cunt, causing near fatal ruptures that I will close using staples, forcing him to spend 3 weeks trapped inside of my womb, getting only the air that I allow to let him breathe, through a long straw that is connected to my asshole so that whenever I have to fart, that's the only air that he will be able to breathe. I will be sure to only eat the most rancid imaginable foods for the next three weeks, to make this that much more pleasurable for the both of us.

["Snowfall"]

Um...

I sort of admired this until I got to the end of your author's comments. Pretending you don't know who Calvin and Hobbes are when almost EVERY expression your boy made in this flash mirrors Calvin right down to the line is just irritating. On top of that, it would take two seconds to google Calvin and Hobbes, and you can't expect people to actually explain it to you in the review space, which means there are only two possible reasons you would have asked that question in your author's comments:

1. A poor attempt at humor as you silently give credit where it's due and admit that your art was HEAVILY influenced by the comic, or

2. A desperate and overly obvious attempt to make people think you don't know who Calvin and Hobbes are.

Strangely enough, in your other flashes where people don't look like Calvin none of them make the extreme expressions that the boy in this made over the littlest things. Even when their mood changes heavily they don't do any of the outlined eye, different pupil shape things that you displayed here, that Calvin often does. Why is that?

The animation was reasonably smooth, though I would have gone with different music. The music was much too tranquil for the chaos that was going on. The controls were a nice touch too. I just can't believe it kills you to say "Yeah, I really liked his art style and it influenced me here and there." I suppose you gave birth to yourself too, so good job on that.

DonkeysBazooka responds:

hmm... yeah, that could be

OR

3. I know very well who Calvin and Hobbes are, they were very obviously an inspiration to me and the art style, and I was making a joke at the end of the author's comments because 95% of all of these reviews mention Calvin and Hobbes.

but I guess that joke just flies right over some people's heads. particularly people who find the author's comments more important than the actual flash.

so good job on that

[hugs are good]

Douches are bad.

The humor had its moments and since it was supposed to be a funny piece the crappy art and animation didn't bother me much. It fit. It shouldn't have ended with to be continued though, the guy should have just died. This doesn't have series potential and you kinda raped it with that ending. Luckily, before I voted too high I read your author's comments in which you bitch at people for using their review space to review, such as pointing out that the bad art is bad art. If you can't handle criticism you REALLY shouldn't be putting anything on newgrounds. If you feel you must, then you should try putting more than a day's half-assed effort into it. Or better yet, grow a pair and accept that people are going to comment on flaws that you yourself realize are painfully obvious. Even if this was the most stunning thing ever conceived someone is going to hate it and blow every little mistake out of proportion. If you can't deal with that, go ahead and slit your wrists because someone doesn't adore the piece of shit that you didn't put effort into. This flash wasn't terrible, but because of your author's comments I sincerely hate you enough to come back and vote 0 on this every day for the rest of newgrounds.com's life. I hope we meet in real life seconds before you're hit by a meteor that gives you cancer.

Sethdd responds:

Its useless critisism if I already know it... so I was just letting people know that, I know the animation sucks, its supposed too, and I wanted people to review the voice acting, not the animation... and plus you are calling me a douche, yet you are the one who looks like a complete douche right now, no one else was offended but you, and I am sorry if it did offend you, because that was not my intention, the update was more or less a joke, of course I dont think that everyone on newgrounds are a bunch of homos lol, and if you didnt notice I already said that I love each and every newgrounder, so I don't know why you are so annoyed for some reason....

Everyone has their own sense of humour, and mine may be different then yours, we all come from different backgrounds, and even different religions... So don't be hating on my author comments when they were just meant to be a joke...

[Takuto - Episode 1]

Good for what it was, not so much for Newgrounds.

Kind of an interesting piece of literature. This will probably come to be a good story (though some of the lines sound like it's been written by an overeager 5 year-old telling someone about imaginationland, try to be more objective in your wording) but as a flash "animation" it leaves quite a bit to be desired. A few sketchy drawings of landscapes that don't seem to connect with the text too deeply and some music that quickly began to irritate me as I was reading are all that seem to separate this from just a page of text on a website. To be perfectly honest I think you could make it work better as just that, text on a website. I would assume that you're keeping the animation to an absolute minimum so that you can meet your deadline, but I feel that it would greatly help your future submissions. If you are still strongly against the idea of animation, consider using more illustrations and making them correlate a little more with what the reader is reading. Maybe show Takuto in a couple of them too.

MarkHansAvon responds:

Thanks for you responses/reviews everyone. I promise I have, in return for your time, taken every suggestion into fair and equal consideration.

Thanks again for your time. =)

[RealityCheck Harry Potter]

Really?

Did you censor the word "sod", or did you just pronounce "shit" strangely? Nevermind. Either way it's odd to see anything censored on newgrounds. Especially with all the other stuff said and done in this flash. I'm so confused. I'm going to click that o button, for "oh my goodness, this was good!"

CammersJDL responds:

The word you were looking for was "twat". we bleeped it cause a) a well timed bleep can be comedy gold and b) the rest of the langauge in the flash itself isnt super strong while "twat" is.

[Awesome's School]

Not too shabby.

Don't worry about being a Egoraptor ripoff though, I think your style was pretty different from his. He would have been a lot shorter and to the point, you pretty much covered the whole game, so I definitely think you guys go about flashes in two different ways. This is funny though, good job.

Lalo responds:

IM NOT RIPPING HIM OFF ITS SUPOSSED TO BE LIKE THAT. DAMN.