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[Genocide]

Sticks being killed for no reason...

There were sticks being killed for no apparent reason by weapons that formed from no where... Why does this seem soo soooo soooooooooooo familiar?

TomokoSasaki responds:

Mock my movie when you make one, and get a decent alias.

[VeggieClock Collection 2]

Good Job

I was afraid that all clocks were making good flashes nowadays which would kill the anti-clock cause, but thanks to flashes like this it proves that clocks DO suck, mwahahahahahaahahahah!!!

RadishClock responds:

Tell your sis I said "hey"

[crazy carl: craptastic]

What the hell?....

That was either really cool or really dumb but I can't tell which. For some reason though I'm drawn to give a good vote.

stealmyinternet responds:

it was dumb but your giving it a good vote becuz like the res tof the world you're sick and take pleasure from wanton violence of helpless creatures. that and i put a shitload of subliminal message in it.

[Madness Redeemer]

Well... Um...

I can tell work went into this. As much of a sympathy bid as that is, I can't bring myself to give this the score that others seem to think it's earned. I didn't listen to the music, I simply gave you a five for that to be fair. The animation was good but the style is a bit... Lazy. With the floating hands and no faces and such, much like a clock movie, this is mostly motion tweening. With your awkward, hunch backed people a standing roundhouse kick is virtually impossible which makes fight scenes in this flash pretty sad almost to the point of being comical. The shootouts were better suited for your unique style but they still weren't all that great with the weird lemmings looking guys. Also, you either
A) Had many innocent good guys being slaughtered or
B) Tried to make the sheriff (a person trained to serve and protect people) and what I can only assume is Jesus (an all around really good guy) into the bad guys of this flash
I'm sorry dude, but I really don't think your flash is all that great. Better luck next time.

Krinkels responds:

of course the fight scenes are comical, didn't you hear the music? it was lighthearted funtime! ah well, you are right, this movie does lack that certain ZING to it that I would have liked to see, Im going to try for a more cinematic shooter with the same charicters and a body count over a hundred. I will have you loving my work, mark my words! ;)

[To Avenge his Wife]

THIS took u a while?!?... =\

The campfire in the opening was amateur artwork, but I hold no grudges there. The news broadcasts were probably the best part of this. The drawing of the abe lincoln lookalike (who i assume is the devil?) was reasonably drawn but where the hell was the animation??? Not even a motion tween (beyond the news broadcast). The skulls and stuff were spooky the first time but got boring. I started to think that you were some weird 21st century satanist who did your demonic rituals online, so out of fear that i was inadvertantly summoning the devil (and just plain boredom) i did in fact close the movie before it was done. This really doesn't make much sense and if you honestly spent more than an hour making this, i pity you.

sound-boy responds:

Abe Lincoln had a beard.

[A Warriors Tale Part-I]

This was bad...

Sorry, but I really found no entertainment in this. You probably voted yourself a 5 and everyone after you wanted a protection point so they voted high too, but I really don't think this is very good. You used sprites didn't you? They have such a limited range of motion (except in fighting games) which makes it hard to have decent fight scenes. Draw, or get an artist, or if you absolutely must use a mortal kombat sprite or something but not this, combine with the less-than-stellar music this whole flash just sorta bombed with me.

FlyingHippochild responds:

Movies by DBZstickclock - None

I notice you have lotsa stick movies on ur fav's yeah...sticks...how cool.

[Ninja Nights]

Pretty Good...

The whole plot (well, mainly the ending and the fact that there are two(?) swords) hints at a sequel yet... You're not planning one? That confuses me a bit but okay. Some decent fight scenes there. Admittedly, I'm a "stick-hater" but this was okay. I gave you a 10 on sound just because you ended your flash with the same song that my flash is going to end with, so if great minds think alike you must be genius, lol.

TomokoSasaki responds:

:) simple plan rule.. hehe. Well, i made the story up as i went along so dont expect it to be all dead ended. there is bound to be some geek to ruin it and say what happends to this and this and this lol. not callign u a geek though, see ya thx!!!

[Alley of the Dolls: Pt. 1]

Uh...

Well, okay... No background information is given which, considering how short the flash is, makes it difficult to understand what the hell is going on. The art work is old-school comic bookish to perfection which is not necessarily a good thing... Crappy animation. Decent art, but crappy animation, probably 90% motion tween. The comic text bubbles... Ew... The best part of this flash was seeing the vamp(?) get killed and even that was a bit boring. I can tell you put effort into this, but I can't say it entertains me.

robfeldman responds:

Uh...no one is holding a gun to your head to watch it.

[G.T.A. Musicvideo]

One flaw...

The sticks i can forgive, the clashing of the tomb raider-ish thing and the gangster-kind of thing can be overlooked, but stream the music. I know the words to the song, so I could tell what part of the music it was supposed to be, but the flash was on "'G' Grand Theft Auto" when the song was about to start "stop the violence". If you stream the music though, this'll be great.

Henrik-Hermans responds:

Well, thats waaaay outta sync.