Blessing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Skyrim: Ulfric's Legacy]

Whoa, a Skyrim flash. Why didn't anyone else think of that?

MangaFood responds:

thanks

[to make you happy]

I think it would have been happier with the sound of the breeze or animals or children laughter or something. The song was loud and kind of irritating, and the creepy boy/girl staring into my soul was... unnerving.

Khris responds:

thats me and i'm staring into the horizon

[How To Appeal To Newgroun]

You're completely wrong. Tutorials on Newgrounds are usually pretty stupid. The REAL steps to making successful flashes are:

1. Make it about whatever video game is popular at the time. The more overrated the game is the more loved your flash will be. Especially if the overrated piece of garbage in question contains an exploitable joke that isn't funny the first time you hear it. I'm thinking something about... Say... An arrow and a knee...

2. Say it's your first flash. People will save the worst crap ever if you tell them it's your first flash. Don't believe me? I made a flash called Deth Fiting solely to prove this point. It survived.

3. Make a madness flash. Since even the original madness was just a bunch of basic shapes being tweened, ANYONE can make a madness flash of the exact same quality. The bonus to making a madness flash is that you don't need voices, plot, or (oddly enough) even entertaining fight scenes. Just have one guy tween like he's having a standing-up orgasm while he shoots the other tweenies and you're good to go.

KhawnerL responds:

god job on being the exact kind of person i was making fun of idiot

[Mass Effect: Relations]

So... Reproduction and Birthing are different things huh? That's questionable.

SardonicSamurai responds:

It was a joke, and the Asari tap into the CNS of species to get genetic code...

[Bridge Fight]

TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT I DO!

A bit too much tweening for my tastes (gives the characters some stiff and unrealistic movements) but it was pretty good otherwise. Keep up the good work!

bocodamondo responds:

seriously? ... there was like only 3 scenes with tweens and you guys going nuts????
thers alot of populare artist who got they entire flash with only tweents but no one complains about them

unfair...

[RHValentines]

I thought they were fapping in the beginning.

Arkhe responds:

...yeah, that was a mistake I couldn't fix. The show must go on, even if the actors of a Shakespeare's play is full of wankers. XD

[After ACTA (Trailer)]

I do agree with anti-ACTA stuff, but it wouldn't be fair to rate your flash super high just cause it's against ACTA, would it? Let's review it based on its merits.

I liked the art style in the beginning. The audio was way too quiet though. I didn't catch a word that guy said. After that it was mostly text except another appearance by the character I saw before (now with facial hair) revealed that what I thought was a kid in his early teens must have been older than he appeared to me. This changed my opinion of the art style a little, since the age of the character you were drawing didn't come across as clearly as I had thought that it did. Then there was more text promising... I dunno what exactly Anonymous was promising. More flashes? More petitions? Your author comments say you're not affiliated with them, which raises so so many more questions. This was overall rather confusing and didn't have much plot or entertainment value aside from "hey guys, I don't like ACTA", which isn't enough to justify a real great score.

GamekrazzyProduction responds:

I was pressed for time my friend. Trying to push things together when in a rush kinda makes you miss some things. I agree that it doesn't deserve a high score just because it is against ACTA, but I also had to get the message out. If you didn't notice, the petition I put with the description ends on the 22nd. I also don't understand what you mean about the aging thing. It's possible to have facial hair in your teens...

[Playing Skyrim PART 1]

Your Skyrim experience was apparently much more exciting than my own.

ScrammyT responds:

Me too actually

[Love on the Cliff]

Uh... Wow.

This is undoubtedly the most homophobic thing I've seen this year. I was truly stunned.

Anyway, while I didn't really find it funny (the jokes all seem to rely on the viewer to be homophobic themselves, otherwise it just comes off as a bunch of gay-bashing propaganda) I will say that I liked some of the art. You have some nice art skills and I hope to see more from you. You might want to look into getting someone else to write it though. :P

CooliSushi responds:

I really appreciate the review man, but sorry I can write my own stuff :) I wrote some pretty cool stuff that isn't here yet so be patient!