Blessing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Anime Leo & Satan]

The idea had a lot of potential, but of all the millions of ways you could have parodied anime it seems like you picked the worst possible tropes. I like the art a lot so I'll give you two stars for that, but the humor's rather dull, nothing very entertaining takes place, and Leo is either a child or a retard and I don't feel like watching either of those get raped... Twice...

I think the gay guy a few reviews before me hit the nail on the head. You went for shock humor waaayyyyy too much. I don't think there was any other kind of humor involved which is a big part of why this flash fell flat so fast. Not really any wit or being clever or anything, just a hope that if you threw enough violent rape at us it would become funny eventually. You have a lot of artistic potential and I hope you'll keep at it, but you should work on your writing.

Speedo responds:

Sorry, my writing sessions usually intertwine with my porn-watching marathons, its a mess

[Halo 4 Trailer Obsession]

Not bad for a first animation. I felt like there were too many lines in the faces but that could just be a style choice so I won't knock you too much for it. The animation was very smooth, which I liked a lot. The audio cracked a little here and there, but that was microphone related. The voice acting itself was good. The logic used at the end was.... Reasonable... Except it skips over the fact that every Halo game since the second one is boring anyway. I haven't seen the trailer for halo 4. I haven't seen screenshots for halo 4. I haven't even seen concept art for halo 4, but the fact that I know they're making one already makes me bored of it. That series needs to die.

BSTHEDOG responds:

Yeah, even though I'm not that type of person to get sucked into doing stuff just because my friends are playing it, it seems to be the case between me and Halo. Anyways, thank you for the very nice review! I haven't gotten one like this which points out flaws and things they liked. Very much appreciated.

[The Amazin Spidaman]

I was actually enjoying this until the Uncle Ben's joke. Everyone's seen that all over the internet already and it's not helped by the fact that you didn't even work that joke in smoothly. You forced it in there hard without any care for how it would affect the viewer's experience. For that I really just can't look at you right now.

wynand responds:

Awwww I'm sorry, please forgive me. Your right though, I didn't put enough focus on the actual writing part =S.... although it was in there from the start time restraints and a hard drive crash forced me to cut things short. What you see is me tying things together haha =3

[Dumping Grounds]

I can't tell if the thing wearing the goggles is a dude or a chick.

The audio could use some improvement, but the animation was pretty good. Except the repetitive twitching of the madness guy, that was very noticeable and distracting. This shows some serious promise. Keep at it.

Informant responds:

yeah I got a little bit fed up with the scene with the monsters in it.. >_<
thanks :)