Blessing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[NSC's Mario VS Sonic]

Ugh...

I don't like sprite movies much, but I hate Madness with a passion. You can't get much more overrated.

[RealityCheck Harry Potter]

Really?

Did you censor the word "sod", or did you just pronounce "shit" strangely? Nevermind. Either way it's odd to see anything censored on newgrounds. Especially with all the other stuff said and done in this flash. I'm so confused. I'm going to click that o button, for "oh my goodness, this was good!"

CammersJDL responds:

The word you were looking for was "twat". we bleeped it cause a) a well timed bleep can be comedy gold and b) the rest of the langauge in the flash itself isnt super strong while "twat" is.

[Facebook Twitter]

Well

I felt the need to post a review simply to disagree with Hiroo. The impalement was very necessary and it was what earned you my 5. Thank you for that sir, you have made my life worth living again.

[Two minutes of terror EP2]

That was cool...

I like this flash, it was cool and had a nice atmosphere and stuff, but why did he have an asshole for a face?

[Three Wishes]

Cool

Not half bad for being a 24-hour flash, and I did enjoy the ending.

[Taors]

I might have to slap a ho.

How come after sitting through the whole loading screen there was still another loading thing? That's just stupid. This is a really hyper stick fight, maybe you should slow it down just a little. It's cool that you want to have fast action but in some places I couldn't tell what the hell was going on.

Ace0fredspades responds:

Re watch, Maybe something will becom more clear for you

[EFN Episode 3: Purpose]

I'll be honest instead of just kissing ass.

The animation on this is really good. Yeah, the tween abuse was definitely there, but the fbf was better than 3/4ths of the stuff on Newgrounds. The length is really impressive too. I love flashes that can go on for a while and entertain me rather than just be a brief spurt that seems rushed. I think your author's comments were kind of attention whoring though, lol. Obviously you didn't lose all will to work on this or you wouldn't have worked on it. The act of working on it at all requires will unless you're a robot. Even if someone had a gun to your head, if you worked on it it would be because you have the WILL to do so, even if your goal is just to stay alive. So yeah, that was totally reaching.

That aside though, The plot seems a little cliched. The main character has amnesia except remembering a girl he needs to find? That's been done to death. So then a bad guy teleports him to a random place where he's in a tournament... No comment. Then we get teleported again to another random place? Deus Ex Machina. The weird relationship between your main character and his bad side isn't explained very well, and both characters are extremely irritating I must admit (along with that boy thats retarded). Also, the lines for the evil guy are so bad and corny that they nearly inflict physical pain on me as I watch this flash. I think you're an amazing animator and artist, but this story needs a drastic rewrite. You should try to wrap this up soon and start a series with a little more depth. Good job though.

[Awesome's School]

Not too shabby.

Don't worry about being a Egoraptor ripoff though, I think your style was pretty different from his. He would have been a lot shorter and to the point, you pretty much covered the whole game, so I definitely think you guys go about flashes in two different ways. This is funny though, good job.

Lalo responds:

IM NOT RIPPING HIM OFF ITS SUPOSSED TO BE LIKE THAT. DAMN.

[Brotherly Love]

I don't understand this, at all.

You dedicate this to your sister, and it's a flash about you trying to kill her for no reason? How is that touching or anything at all? Aside from the fact that it didn't really go with the song at all, unless your sister is a total bitch who you hate, or you're mentally challenged and she pretends to like whatever you make, this is a horrible "dedication" flash. What inspired this, and what is the logic behind this mass showing of hatred? This flash isn't too good, I suppose because it's rushed, but I think it would have been more caring of you not to make a flash at all than to force out a piece like this. I'll give you one star for syncing up with the music decently and one more star for pretty text, then subtract one star for the bass ackwards logic of this flash.

Akitta responds:

Oh wow, a religious person...now I'm in shit...

Anyways...The point of this flash is that no matter what happens, there will allways be annoying little brothers, who will love and hate their other brothers or sisters. It's like an unwritten law, that all siblings could kill eachother once, or twice. Other than that, I love my sister, I realy do...but I am her brother..her annoying little brother.

As an ending: If I realy wanted to show my feelings with this flash, I would have just made some mushí shit, that I did a year ago (didn't uploaded it) but this is NOT to be taken seriously... no one could survive any of the things I did in the flash, so why do you think that it's a serious flash?

Oh well...maybe that is just me...HAVE A NICE DAY! :D

p.s.: I'm an evil atheist! >:[

[Ryu's Revenge]

Berns can eat shit!

I'm kidding. I liked this flash. I wish you hadn't stopped it in the middle. You should have called this part one or something. I was just getting into it. This flash rocks. Well animated and quite funny too. I can't wait for the next one.

Really though, Berns can choke on a dick. Eat some shit salad ya fairy!

FutureCopLGF responds:

Glad you liked it, and sorry you only had to watch a preview. Look forward to the next installment!

...and sorry things aren't working out with Berns.