Blessing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Batman : The Red Hood]

Um... The Graphics Were Decent?

Sorry, but that's about all I can say that's good about this flash. The audio was horrible, the length was way too short, the plot wasn't very entertaining and was highly inaccurate. The only saving grace was the art which, even that, was kind of blocky. Not a bad start, but fix the audio and try to capture the personalities of Batman and the Joker a little better or start a series with some original characters instead.

[Teh Risen Tribute]

Fysral is an idiot...

This flash was stick figures. Same old shit. I have to take the time to review to point out that Fysral is a moron. In an effort to impress everyone with his knowledge of Linkin Park, he failed. I hate idiots who feel the need to put the titles of songs in their review, but in this case it's worse because he put "Linkin Park - Part of me" when the song is actually "Figure". I piss on you and your ignorance.

[Decline of Video Gaming 3]

A few problems...

First of all, this might be some british thing I don't know about, but what does the "Boldy going nowhere" shirt mean? For a moment I thought it was boldly and I just read it wrong, but boldy isn't even a word, is it? Secondly, nes and snes? People actually say them like they're words? Very weird. Lastly, I cringed when you said "Teedus" instead of "Tidus". Maybe that's a brit thing too, you guys are so.... Unique... Anyway, everything else was really good for the most part. Some of the jokes seemed really bland to me, but i KNOW that's a british thing (i just don't see the humor in anything on bbc or the like). But most of the jokes (particularly before the gameshow half of the flash) were really funny. I really liked the safety parachute. The ending though was... Corny and unusual. Guess it worked out though. Anyway, gj overall, keep it up!

[Buddha's Revelation]

How was this not blammed?...

I would like to personally say, shit on your beliefs. There are a lot of weird religions out there, but buddhism is quite possibly the dumbest. He was just a guy. I think i'm going to start a religion based around me now. I will lick cat anuses for 40 days and then have an epiphany. Idiots like you will worship whatever words come out of my mouth. Again, I shit on you and your Buddha. Burn in hell for your blasphemy.

HappyLeetGost responds:

lol

[Rush 2 ++]

Not bad for what it is

I have to admit, I don't like the style of a nose that doesn't indent underneath. I mean like where the top lip starts to angle out and... Nevermind. I didn't like the song at all, just not my thing. I loved your animation though. It was very smooth. I hope you make something with a solid plot sometime, it would probably be very good. I have to admit though, for me half of the flash is always plot. Since this flash has no plot, I can't give you more than half a score. Also, I can't stand it when people try to influence a vote in their author's comments. I can understand mentioning how long something takes, some people like to know that, but the fact that you had to say it was mouse drawn (and capitalize it no less) just screams "I'm insecure and begging for praise and attention. I demand that you be impressed by me."

Overall, this is a really nice display of animation and show of talent (at least at animating) but little else.

[Xombie: Chapter 6]

A lot like the other ones... Unfortunately...

In the vein of positive reinforcement, allow me to say I like your art. Your ability to draw a single picture is what I'm admiring, not your animation or ability to make it move, but we'll come back to that. The music went very well with the piece and the voice recording (though riddled with cheesy lines) seemed professionally recorded, no hissing or popping or anything like that. The little girl's stuff left a bit to be desired, but... meh. Now on to the bad stuff. The lines are about as pleasant as shoving a rotisserie up my ass and rotating over an open flame. Some people like Spider-man base their character on witty lines. They teeter on the edge of annoyance but pull it off, leaving the viewer amused and entertained. Dirge's "wit" if that's what you choose to call it simply leaves me disgusted. I'm hoping this series ends with him taking a nice long bath in acid or something. Despite his utter annoyance and the overdone plot, there's the confusing "i won't ask questions, i'll just be your friend now" attitude that the characters often express for seemingly no reason (the little girl peacefully traveling with dirge, dirge mysteriously forgetting that the chick he goes with in this flash attacked him in an earlier one, etc.). By far however, BY FAR, the most disappointing aspect of this flash is the sheer laziness of the animator. As I stated, the art is very good, in fact if this was a comic book I would have nothing but praise for the artist, but as a cartoon this is just lazy. Everything seems tweened. You should learn how to animate, it would greatly help the quality of your work. I sincerely hope you improve in the field of animation, it's a shame to see such a talent at art displayed with such a half-assed attempt at animation.

[Bloodsucker]

This could have been sooooo good.

Your backgrounds and stuff look like some effort was put into them, and your animation (though choppy in places) is nicely done for the most part. What really disappointed me though is the use of stick figures, it's such a shortcut. Especially when he's all black. I saw several areas where there were no distinguishing figures at all, not even eyes, just a black blob. If only you had put more effort into the appearance of your character i could give you awesome marks, but your laziness sets a bad example for ng artists, sorry.

spacejelly responds:

i deserved that. god im lazy!

[Waterman Ep. VIII Trailer]

Waste of time.

Why make a trailer? I had hope for this series when it began, but it seems to be going downhill.

[Evil Josh & Billy: Ep. 05]

This was great except...

The little one... The audio quality of his voice wasn't too great, the mic started humming every time he was about to say something and it sounded like his mouth was in a tin can. Also, his voice was clearly played by a female. This is done all the time, so it wouldn't be a problem if his voice was PROBABLY played by a female, but his voice was very CLEARLY female. She needs to sound a bit more kiddish and less "normal girl voice" ish. I seriously thought the character was a girl until the big one called it his brother. Aside from the hella gender confused character, this was a really good flash. Hilarious.

[The Child That Smelt Odd]

Stupid Brits HAHAHAAH!

This flash is funny because it's so true. Those bloody blokes from England are so fucking moronic. HAHAHAH. I laugh at the misfortunes of each English birth. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!