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[Mario Kart Commission]

"Stop Toad! I won't let you commit suicide via blue shell!" Yoshi called out, realizing that the blue shell would home in on whoever was in the lead. "Banana cream tuesday smelly Godzilla crescendo baseball!" Toad replied. The clear expression of confusion on his face said it all: Toad had gone daffy. Tears began to leak from the corner of the mushroom midget's eyes as some small part of him realized what he was about to do, but his sanity remained only a passenger in his mind. It was the voice without reason at the wheel today. "Curtain froth web peel. Stem butter branch nugget?" he whispered sincerely. His legendary final words. With that, he released the shell.

[Kimberly and the Bag]

I don't get it. Yes, Hawaii is an annoying catchphrase, but you should really consider picking a different one (something that doesn't rhyme with kawaii) so that people don't confuse it with kawaii. It may make the catch phrase less annoying in the process. You could pick another pleasant location like Cali, or shorten Hawaii like "waii". Honestly though if Hawaii is the only phrase you're into I'd advise dropping it completely. It's really really irritating, confusing, and unlikable.

That aside, I don't understand the picture as a whole. Why is she fascinated with plastic bags? Why is she putting it on her head? Is she about to suffocate herself and end the Hawaii threat forever?

You get a 2.5 for clean art, but confusing content and a painful catchphrase keep me from giving you more.

SquirrellyJack responds:

Your review is so Hawaii!! :3c

[A Home?]

I just lol'd for 15 minutes. You have a great sense of humor!

SignHerePlease responds:

thank you XD

[Commission2]

I like the coloring, but she seems awful excited for someone whose legs have been dislocated and broken. Even if it were possible to twist your leg that intensely, I can tell by the expression on her face that she isn't about to pee herself and she isn't shy or embarrassed, so my conclusion is that she's either the victim of a horrible beating whose legs healed misaligned, or she's mentally retarded and just really happy. Either way, she's in a good mood so good for her. Guess she's making lemonade out of lemons, eh?

bocodamondo responds:

yep. i really hate doing this kind of leg position. or atleast its hard for me to do it...but apprently everyone else is doing it. so i have no other choice

[This IS my mind]

Weird.

[Dark Flame]

Your coloring is good. A little... Orange... But good. Most of my complaints would be how slutty the character design is, but if this is just a commission then the character design wouldn't really be your fault. Pretty good artistically.

SignHerePlease responds:

Slutty? THIS is slutty clothing???
Baggy Shorts? and an unzipped jacket....
Go look at any of my other galleries and you'll find sluttly clothing
or the lack of in fact

[Wario]

This looks kinda cool. Unfortunately, it came up while I was looking for Bowser pictures. It has no Bowser in it whatsoever (despite being labeled Bowser), so I'm dropping the zero bomb.

JoshSummana responds:

I changed the tag because I have a Bowser picture in the same series... nice constructive crit though.. well done!

[Finn n' Jake]

"I'm gonna elbow you in the junk, dude. Ready?"

"Math yeah, man! Make it happen!"

[Summer Fun]

Something to look out for is the part of the girl's top that's undone. If it's not made out of plastic or something it should have dropped completely. If it's in the process of dropping gravity would have pulled the lower part down at the same time (meaning it would have unfurled like a carpet with the string falling last instead of peeled off with the string leading the way, unless she wears glue or something in her top). I like that the pink haired girl's hair looks a little bit like Crona's. That made me happy cause he's one of my favorite anime characters.

Aside from that though, this is a very dramatic piece.

The strap goes across pink hair's neck, meaning she must have sat there while purple undid her top, placed her boobs on pink's shoulders, and then redid her top around them. However, pink's expression makes it seem she doesn't like what's going on. So between the fact that she's clearly made no effort to resist in quite some time, and the fact that she looks unhappy, there must be some type of coercion going on here with the adult forcing pink into this sexual situation. Unphased by the pedophilia and in fact aroused by it, this would lead one to believe that blue must have been the recipient of years of child molestation himself and now doesn't see anything wrong with it. Lastly, judging by the reaction of the cat to something that would be blocked from his view in that angle (due to the boy's leg), one can only assume that the cat has xray vision but is also mentally retarded.

That means that all four of these characters are struggling with their own demons (purple's pedophilia, pink's inability to escape a horrible experience at the hands of an adult who should be trying to protect her from such things, blue's lost innocence and warped morality by no fault of his own, and black the cat's inability to control his own super powers and rapidly degrading mental stability), and in this one moment you've managed to capture and convey those feelings. The tragedy of what should be a beautiful, relaxing day at the pool, forever tainted as these horrors collide. True, there is room for improvement artistically, most of which I feel has already been discussed in previous reviews, but the message you're sending transcends the boundaries of "pretty art". So much pain. Such a tortured soul.

[Demon Tale]

Ewwwwww. She's got a penor on her butt.