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[Homework]

You shouldn't have to read the title to understand what's going on. The Matrix explains what the matrix is in the middle of the movie. Spider-man tells his story every chance he gets. That's just a general rule of writing. Your art could use improvement, the audio was really bad, and the flash was too short. Next time try to have your plot make a little more sense by having it unfold rather than jump from one spot to another, throw in a little more shading or animation, and please never use that voice again for any reason. Since I had to choose between voting fairly and voting highly I went with your first response.

[RHValentines]

I thought they were fapping in the beginning.

Arkhe responds:

...yeah, that was a mistake I couldn't fix. The show must go on, even if the actors of a Shakespeare's play is full of wankers. XD

[MBR vs BlueSinner - 1]

Lol. You ended it in the worst possible place. My mind immediately made up its own ending, as I'm sure several other viewers have...

[Egorapture]

The art was kinda nice.

[After ACTA (Trailer)]

I do agree with anti-ACTA stuff, but it wouldn't be fair to rate your flash super high just cause it's against ACTA, would it? Let's review it based on its merits.

I liked the art style in the beginning. The audio was way too quiet though. I didn't catch a word that guy said. After that it was mostly text except another appearance by the character I saw before (now with facial hair) revealed that what I thought was a kid in his early teens must have been older than he appeared to me. This changed my opinion of the art style a little, since the age of the character you were drawing didn't come across as clearly as I had thought that it did. Then there was more text promising... I dunno what exactly Anonymous was promising. More flashes? More petitions? Your author comments say you're not affiliated with them, which raises so so many more questions. This was overall rather confusing and didn't have much plot or entertainment value aside from "hey guys, I don't like ACTA", which isn't enough to justify a real great score.

GamekrazzyProduction responds:

I was pressed for time my friend. Trying to push things together when in a rush kinda makes you miss some things. I agree that it doesn't deserve a high score just because it is against ACTA, but I also had to get the message out. If you didn't notice, the petition I put with the description ends on the 22nd. I also don't understand what you mean about the aging thing. It's possible to have facial hair in your teens...

[Playing Skyrim PART 1]

Your Skyrim experience was apparently much more exciting than my own.

ScrammyT responds:

Me too actually

[The Christmas Party]

I have to disagree with StepStoneBoy. This flash was so-so for me until the music actually started. The ridiculousness of the one-move dance montage is what forced me to laugh out loud and earned a special place in my heart. Were it not for the boy's oddly robust torso and the apparent forced fellatio in the replay screen, this flash would receive a perfect 5 from me. Well done.

[Ice Age Buddies]

I'm a stick racist.

Actually I thought the voice acting on the two main characters and the narrator was pretty good, although better microphones would help a great deal. It was entertaining though, which surprised me a bit because I usually want all stick flashes to burn in the eternal flame of my unending disdain. I must admit, I look forward to your next one, even though I'll always hate sticks forever until infinity.

[Wonders: Foodmatron]

Pretty solid.

The art was good and the situation was well scripted. The voices were MOSTLY good. The guy's screaming was absolutely awful and nearly made me turn the flash off. It's clearly not his forte, but the way he pronounced "water" was funny to me, so I'll forgive the terribad shrieking.

Overall this was an enjoyable flash aside from the screaming being drawn out too much. Keep up the good work!

[Love on the Cliff]

Uh... Wow.

This is undoubtedly the most homophobic thing I've seen this year. I was truly stunned.

Anyway, while I didn't really find it funny (the jokes all seem to rely on the viewer to be homophobic themselves, otherwise it just comes off as a bunch of gay-bashing propaganda) I will say that I liked some of the art. You have some nice art skills and I hope to see more from you. You might want to look into getting someone else to write it though. :P

CooliSushi responds:

I really appreciate the review man, but sorry I can write my own stuff :) I wrote some pretty cool stuff that isn't here yet so be patient!